Another airline doesn't trust men to sit next to unaccompanied minors, but they will handle it "discreetly and respectfully."
Respectfully, as in, "I'm very sorry, sir, but would you please switch places with a woman? Any woman will do, regardless of her character. You see, we don't trust that you can control your male-driven urge to insert your penis in a child sitting next to you on an airplane. Thanks for understanding!"
And it doesn't matter if the man is Fred Rogers, Barack Obama, a firefighter who's saved scores of children, or Jesus of Nazareth. They are all guilty by reason of penis.
I would like to see the airlines respond to this. They won't, because they can't.