Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Male student rescued from giant vagina statue in Germany

Well, as it turned out, the feminists were wrong after all.

It wasn't the snow penis at Harvard Yard, the sleepwalking man statue at Wellesley College, the clock tower logo at Brooklyn College, or the husky dog logo at UConn that people should fear, despite their patriarchal trappings.

It's the giant vagina statue in Germany.

A young male American in Tübingen, Germany had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina called Chacán-Pi (Making Love) by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara.

A newspaper account explained: "Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student 'by hand and without the application of tools.'"

We will leave it to our readers to draw from this what they want.