Thursday, January 5, 2012

Off-topic: Serial ball chomping fish captured!

See http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4024376/Brit-catches-fish-that-br-bites-mens-testicles.htmlWhat more can be said?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very amusing. I actually thought it was fake but I see where other sensational papers also picked up on it.

As lighthearted as this was, watch for the usual crybabies to invent similarities between the ball cutter fish and feminists. Because, as we all know, the one thing feminists most want to do is mutilate their boyfriends, brothers, sons, and male friends.

Archivist said...

Thanks to Jim for alerting me to this. I don't know how we missed it.

Anon at 7:57: I had the same fear. I hope I'm not accused of making light of gendered assaults on males by fish! It was just a story too ridiculous to pass up, that's all.

What's most astounding is that this got printed in a widely circulated newspaper. Looking at the headline, you'd think they forced open the fish's jaws and found a mouthful of human balls. You quickly realize there is no evidence that this particular fish ever injured a human in the manner alluded to, and that it's merely surmise that this type of fish caused the alleged castrations referenced by the angler. In short, it's the worst kind of "journalism," but it's so shocking, I am sure few readers of the Sun, and wherever else it appeared, could pass it up.

Anonymous said...

honey badger also has a ball mutilating reputation.

"to invent similarities between the ball cutter fish and feminists."

naah, feminists don't focus on testicles half as much as on the all-encompassing, the all-powerful phallus.

Anonymous said...

While it's true feminists have a hard-on against the phallus,it is also true that they tend to cut down or denigrate men in an emasculating fashion,hence the term,"ball cutters."

They hate all male genitalia equally,how very equitable.

Anonymous said...

Looks like feminists are now fornicating with piranhas.I guess we shouldn't be surprised since feminists have to eventually run out of batteries to power their usual 'boyfriend'.

Aharon

ZorroPrimo said...

If this fish has the habit of nibbling on loose bits, you'd think there would be a reputation on that?! You'd think the local fishermen would have heard of the sage advice, DON'T GO FISHING IN THE RIVER WITH YOUR NUTS HANGING OUT! You'd think if it munched on balls, it would have munched on penises, too?!

This entire story is a pack of bullshit spawned by the local morons and picked up by the BBC or other British dogshit media.

What. A. Pack. Of. Crap!

Anonymous said...

Who goes fishing with their balls hanging loose? Naked fishing?

Anonymous said...

Looks like my ex wife...

Anonymous said...

I suspect that the real man-eater was a feminist mermaid who didn't take her anti-depressant and suffers from a borderline personality disorder.

Aharon

Anonymous said...

I think many here are stuck in the "Old feminist" rhetoric. The old "Equality feminism" of 35 years ago, attacked all males "Equally".
On the other hand, If one was to witness a Modern "Gender feminist" university classroom, one would soon see that now its only hetero-sexual males that are being targeted.
As Gender-feminism keeps getting stronger, and stronger, where will American society and the traditional family unit of thousands of years be??

Archivist said...

I am chuckling at the disdain for the dreaded feminists. Anybody care to analogize the monster fish to the law and order types, who are probably the greatest threat to the rights of presumptively innocent men? I mean, why do I never read a comment about gender raunch chivalrous men and women?

Archivist said...

ZorroPrimo, I agree with you.

Anon at 12:47: It would be interesting to know how the fish got at their dangling gonads.

Anonymous said...

"why do I never read a comment about gender raunch chivalrous men and women?"

That is a good question. Maybe it is because MRAs are more familiar with feminists? They are easier and more fun to rip-up since feminists are such lunatic idiots always putting their hoofs into their mouths.

Meanwhile, I vote to name the man-eating ball-fish Gretchen.

Aharon

Hieronymus Braintree said...

I'm going see if the governing board of the gated community where I live will consider stocking our lake this year with these babies instead of the usual boring old trout.

Did I mention it has a swimming area that's often full of children? Should be fun.