Nile Valley Times, Jan. 15, 2030 B.C
Page one, above the fold:
BRUTAL ATTEMPTED RAPE IN EGYPT
He was a predator and she was his prey.
Joseph, 22, the eleventh son of Jacob, handsome in form and appearance, is in the Pharaoh's jail today after attempting to rape his master's wife, police say.
The Nile Valley Times does not reveal the identities of victims of sexual assault.
The victim, a 40-year-old socialite, was spared the brutal rape when she screamed, and Joseph fled the house naked, leaving his garment in her bed, police say.
The victim was extremely distraught, and immediately reported the attempted rape, police say. Joseph was arrested, forced to undergo an invasive medical procedure, and is being held without bail.
Neighbors in the area were on edge. "Everyone is shaken that a thing like that can happen around here," said Ankh-es-en-amon, a neighbor. "All of the women are being told to not trust the men."
One out of four Egyptian women will experience a rape or attempted rape in their lifetimes, experts say.
_______________________
SECOND NEWS REPORT:
Nile Valley Times, July 11, 2023 B.C.
Page 32
JOSEPH RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER SEVEN YEARS
Joseph, 30, the eleventh son of Jacob, handsome in form and appearance, was released from Pharaoh's jail today after a hearing determined he had been falsely accused of rape.
The victim, who had been in an unhappy marriage due to her husband's unfaithfulness, accused Joseph as a way of getting her husband's attention.
"Her actions were an understandable cry for help," said Dr. Ardath Bey, Executive Director of Divine Wives Against Rape. Dr. Bey said the victim's actions were a direct result of her husband's unfaithfulness. "Pharaoh needs to examine the policy that allows male socialites to freely engage in sexual relations with slave girls and boys because it is causing much unhappiness for wives, such as the victim in this case. That policy is an unfortunate manifestation of undeserved male privilege and rape culture, and it is what led to this understandable cry for help."
Dr. Bey counseled against a custodial sentence for the victim, noting that it would not advance Pharaoh's interests, and "the poor woman has suffered enough."
Imhotep, high priest of the Pharaoh's tribunal, said that false rape claims do incalculable harm to their primary victims, women, because it causes them to not report their rapes.
"We encourage women to come forward and report anything that even seems like a rape or attempted rape to them," said Imhotep. "False claims are overblown by the press. And besides, they are but a small price to pay to have women report."
Statistics show that one out of four Egyptian women are raped, and only two percent of all rape claims are false.
Joseph spent seven years in a cell exposed to the elements where, because he is handsome in form and appearance, he was raped repeatedly by other criminals and roughed up by the prison guards. He has incurred attorney's fees in excess of 4,000 sacks of grain in connection with his efforts to prove he was falsely accused. If he is unable to repay his debt, he will be returned to prison. Joseph has no cause of action against the victim for the false claim because the statute of limitations long ago expired.
The victim apologized to all the women of Egypt for the harm her false claim has caused them.
Posts
9 comments:
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
LOL
Excellent seasonal take on the problem.
Wonderful.
"One out of four Egyptian women will experience a rape or attempted rape in their lifetimes, experts say."
They very well might print that if it happened today, but it brings up an important point. Throughout thousands of years of written history, where people wrote about every subject imaginable, not once did anyone ever mention anything about one in four women being raped. You figure someone would have noticed something that important. It was not until after abortion was legalized and second wave feminists were desperate for an issue, did anyone ever suggest anything vaguely like that.
Tracy Clark-Flory still doesn't get it:
http://www.salon.com/life/broadsheet/2010/12/20/keith_olbermann/index.html
"Assange's solicitor, Mark Stephens, said: "The allegations of the complainants are not credible and were dismissed by the senior Stockholm prosecutor as not worthy of further investigation." He said Miss A had sent two Twitter messages that appeared to undermine her account in the police statement.
Assange's defence team had so far been provided by prosecutors with only incomplete evidence, he said. "There are many more text and SMS messages from and to the complainants which have been shown by the assistant prosecutor to the Swedish defence lawyer, Bjorn Hurtig, which suggest motivations of malice and money in going to the police and to Espressen and raise the issue of political motivation behind the presentation of these complaints. He [Hurtig] has been precluded from making notes or copying them.
"We understand that both complainants admit to having initiated consensual sexual relations with Mr Assange. They do not complain of any physical injury. The first complainant did not make a complaint for six days (in which she hosted the respondent in her flat [actually her bed] and spoke in the warmest terms about him to her friends) until she discovered he had spent the night with the other complainant.
"The second complainant, too, failed to complain for several days until she found out about the first complainant: she claimed that after several acts of consensual sexual intercourse, she fell half asleep and thinks that he ejaculated without using a condom – a possibility about which she says they joked afterwards.
"Both complainants say they did not report him to the police for prosecution but only to require him to have an STD test. However, his Swedish lawyer has been shown evidence of their text messages which indicate that they were concerned to obtain money by going to a tabloid newspaper and were motivated by other matters including a desire for revenge.""
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/dec/17/julian-assange-sweden
""Assange's solicitor, Mark Stephens, said: "The allegations of the complainants are not credible and were dismissed by the senior Stockholm prosecutor as not worthy of further investigation." He said Miss A had sent two Twitter messages that appeared to undermine her account in the police statement."
Well, what do you know. The cops tell us what anyone with a brain would have seen instantly. Where are all the feminists who said "YOU DON'T KNOW THEY WEREN'T RAPED!" now?
I'm waiting for my apology,ladies.
This is outstanding.
This is heartbreaking....
toronto breast augmentation msm 1000mg diabetes espaГ±a bobs best coral calcium forum vente sersrt piercing alergia ricette torte salate integratori testosterone psoriasis tratamiento msm 6700 celebrex 200mg celecoxib
Post a Comment